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✅​ Fake truth #4 from 2026-06-06 : 🔗

The mystery of the White House ballroom finally solved... in the U.S.A., in 2026

Mr. President...
<a deluge of empty flattery aimed at softening his ridiculously fragile ego>
...why is this colossal ballroom project, which led you to illegally destroy a third of the White House, so important to you?
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It's because, when I was a child, my lovely mother used to read me Cinderella to help me fall asleep.
Ah... I see...
That also explains...
...your orange tint.*
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Looking forward to midnight? 🎃
About your obsession with Greenland...
... could it also be linked to your childhood?
Ah! That idiot Santa (total disaster, very low IQ) what a loser! He’s not getting away like that!
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✅​ Fake truth #3 from 2026-06-05 : 🔗

Golden exit from Iran quagmire offered to Trump... in the U.S.A., in 2026

Thanks to the support of four Republicans, Democrats vote to withdraw the US military from the war against Iran.
Those stupid low I.Q. lunatic « dumocrats™ »...
They think they've defeated me. But they're so dumb...
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They did not even notice they offered me an exit from the Iran quagmire...
...as well as a golden opportunity to blame them for my own failure... again.
Now, the only question that remains is...
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...which is less
humiliating to me?
Sinking deeper in Iran...
...and taking the world down with me by amplifying the global crisis...
...or prentending that I've been defeated by those stupid « dumocrats™ »?
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