I've just made a fundamental discovery!

My study of the human brain has shown that...

...the less rare something is, the less care is taken of it.

For example:

The more money we have...

...and the less cents matter!

The more food we have...

...and the more we waste it!

My conclusion is definitive:

The more of us there are on Earth...

...and the less value and interest our individual lives will have in the eyes of our elites and leaders.

That's good, but...

... rather than hoping that search engines will discover your website by chance...

... you'd be much better off publishing your satires on social media.

Are you out of your mind?!

I definitely don't want to risk my mental health!